By Menteur_Menteur - 12/06/2012 13:38 - France
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By Menteur_Menteur - 12/06/2012 13:38 - France
By Anonyme - 13/06/2012 12:01
By RominouF - 13/06/2012 21:21 - France - Bordeaux
By Debby - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By 23secondes - 14/06/2012 22:29 - France - Saint-germain-l
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.
By SceptreMagique - 16/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lyon
By Anonyme - 16/06/2012 17:32 - France - Versailles
By ElectricFeelez - 17/06/2012 00:25 - France
By MrsJamesKerry - 17/06/2012 13:02 - France
By creeped out - 17/06/2012 18:50 - États-Unis - New York
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By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
By baribal - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lassigny
By ilestoulepigeon - 19/06/2012 21:48 - France
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By chateurton - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Deuil-la-barre
By MrClown - 20/06/2012 22:31 - France - Royat
By Circussette - 21/06/2012 09:18 - France - Saint-ouen
Coucou je suis l'auteure de la VDM, alors en fait ma mère s'est trompée c'est un Hippopotame pas un Rhinocéros, moi aussi je me disais que c'était bizarre qu'il y ait ça dans un cirque x) Mais y'a toujours des tigres et des lions donc c'est pas plus rassurant.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila