Ne faites jamais ça
By AttrappeMoi - 03/03/2013 20:53 - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
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By AttrappeMoi - 03/03/2013 20:53 - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
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By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM et vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Sur le moment il y a eu un silence plutôt gêné et pour s'en sortir, la maman de mon cher et tendre a dit "en fait ce bouquet est tellement beau que je voudrais le garder" c'est vrai qu'un bouquet de roses blanches, ça se trouve nulle part m'enfin... j'espérais que mon chéri allait enfin me défendre mais tout ce qu'il a trouvé à me dire c'est : "enfin ma chérie, elle voulait juste garder le bouquet pour elle". Bref pour le moment nous sommes toujours ensemble et j'en ris plus qu'autre chose mais je reconnais que c'est parfois pesant d'être dans le collimateur de la belle doche et que mon chéri ne s'en rende pas trop compte. En tout cas merci à vous, promis je vous réserve d'autres histoires de belle-mère !!!