By Anonyme - 17/06/2013 16:20 - France - Malakoff
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By Anonyme - 17/06/2013 16:20 - France - Malakoff
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By cocorico60 - 23/06/2012 11:56 - France - Fressancourt
hey tout le monde ! je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je tiens tout d'abord à dire que je suis plutôt agréablement surprise que cette vdm ai plût. Ce n'est pas une vie de merde a proprement parler, c'est juste une petite anecdote marrante, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à me retrouver avec une poule! Mais je m'y suis très vite fais, elle est désormais guérie et heureuse ;)
By Anonyme - 02/07/2012 06:50 - Belgique - Bertrix
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
By 3s - 12/09/2012 06:14 - France - Vend
A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!
By theraven - 13/09/2012 14:25 - France - Verneuil-l'etang
By williwilli - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Hirsingue
By Dastro - 17/09/2012 22:31 - France - Mornant
Non, je confirme que cette VDM est bel et bien réelle; j'ai du aller choper mon clébard au collier très intrigué par la chose, tout près d'un magnifique missionnaire... un des plus grand moment de solitude de ma carrière ^^
By byby31 - 25/09/2012 00:09 - France - Toulouse
#6 quand il est question de survie les femmes savent se montrer très rusées. # 34 et 37, je confirme. Et je finis sa phrase, "si je n'avais rien donné à manger aux moustiques, ils auraient tenté toute la nuit de passer sous le dôme de protection (couverture) " C'est vrai que vu comme ça, ça vaut bien une jambe sacrifiée ...
By latypik - 30/09/2012 07:21 - Chine - Hefei
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By VIP - 04/10/2012 16:04 - France - Marseille
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !