By Brush - 25/08/2014 07:21 - France - La Chapelle
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montre moi tout,
mes défauts, mes atouts,
moi je m'attend à tout,
...Il y a des rencontres que l'on ne peut pas oublié, celle ci en fait partie et ça ne changera pas quoiqu'il arrive...
" quand tu me manque, je n'ai pas besoin de te chercher bien loin pour te trouver, je n'ai qu'à regarder dans mon coeur... tu es là... "
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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By Anonyme - 05/10/2014 19:35 - France - Bouin
Debout !
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By NeigedeNoel - 19/12/2014 20:27 - France - Toulouse
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Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà grosse surprise en la voyant publiée, car j'avais totalement zappé que j'avais posté ici ! Alors pour les commentaires : non, je ne suis pas une dégueulasse qui ne se lave jamais les cheveux! A vrai dire, je n'en ai pas tant que ça des pellicules mais bon pour la petite histoire hein ... Parfois en utilisant toujours/trop le même shampoing, mon cuir chevelu crée des pellicules, bien sur après je fais un traitement "anti-pelliculaires", ne me prenez pas pour une dégueulasse AHHA! (Vive le glamour en passant...) . Et pour les autres, je vais essayée de passer chez vous pour faire une guise de neige... Mais rien n'est gratuit, sachez-le! ahah
By Anonyme - 22/12/2014 16:10 - France - Saint-lambert-des-lev?es
By gritou - 26/12/2014 22:15 - France
Quiche
By Anonyme - 22/02/2015 23:51 - France - Morlaix
Tu quoi ?
By Irumi - 23/02/2015 17:46 - France
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Terminologie médicale
By Anonyme - 12/03/2015 18:37 - France - Eysines
Astuce prank
By vivemesamis - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By PékinExpress - 24/11/2015 23:24 - France - Besançon
By Languebaladeuse - 26/11/2015 16:49 - France - Lyon
Débile !
By Wallmart - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Aix-en-provence
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette vie de merde ! Alors déjà, comme si souvent, MER-CI ! Seuls ceux et celles qui postent des VDM peuvent se rendre compte de la joie procurée quand on voit qu'on a été publié ! J'ai beaucoup aimé le commentaire #5 : en effet l'ambiance est glaciale depuis plusieurs mois ! Depuis septembre 2013 on est 7 à être dans une vielle maison très mal isolé et, si l'ambiance était très bonne au début, depuis juin ça a explosé ... Nous somme 4 filles (dont 1 qui a changé cet été) et 3 gars et depuis le clash, des clans se sont plus ou moins formés. Pour régler le chauffage nous utilisons un thermostat et à part avec ça, je ne crois pas que ça soit possible de le mettre en route. Si je précise la température dans ma CHAMBRE, c'est parce qu'il y a seulement un thermomètre... dans ma chambre ! Mais c'est assez représentatif du reste de la température général, donc même si je semble être plus frileuse que les autres, je suis la seule à m'être plainte du froid. Comme je vous l'ai dit plus haut, à cause de l'ambiance il n'y pas vraiment de communication mais hier après-midi je n'ai pas donné le choix : il faisait trop froid ! Donc j'ai envoyé un message à tous les colocs pour savoir où était le thermostat. Et quand je suis rentrée le soir : il faisait chaud ! C'est à ce moment-là que j'ai appris qu'un des colocs s'était pris la tête avec une des filles (que je ne supporte plus au passage) car elle avait caché le thermostat dans sa chambre car ce n'est pas une décision qu'on prend comme ça ... Dans le même genre, selon elle on ne doit pas être à la maison dans journée (elle bosse comme 2 autres, 1 autre bosse à la maison et on est 3 étudiantes) et elle a même sorti au gars qui bosse à la maison : "tu peux aller à la BU, ils ne demandent pas la carte", WHAT ???