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By Anonyme - 10/03/2012 02:48 - Reserved
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By Anonyme - 10/03/2012 02:48 - Reserved
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By juju - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Salut à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM! Déjà merci de l'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir ! Ça fait plaisir qu'on parle un peu des étudiants en médecine ! Et puis merci pour vos commentaires et pour toutes les blagues avec Jambe dedans ! lol ! Sinon, en effet, comme certains le disent c'est normal de voir des trucs comme ça en médecine. Et perso j'ai adoré participer à cette opération, le chirurgien m'a expliqué pleins de choses, dés qu'il disséquer un nerf, une veine, une artére ou un muscle il me disait son nom etc... C'était vraiment passionnant. Et quand je suis sorti de ce bloc, tout content de ce que j'avais vu et appris, et que j'ai raconté ça à ma famille, mes amis, ils étaient tous dégouté! Donc moi ça m'a fait marrer de publié cette VDM parce que je savais que ça ferais réagir des gens ! C'est une VDM dans le sens où c'est la seul opération de mon stage à laquelle j'ai pu participer et pas être juste spectateur. Sinon je suis en D1 comme il y en a qui se demandent ! :-)