La bonne blague
By dr mamour - 09/11/2009 19:51
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By dr mamour - 09/11/2009 19:51
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Comme le dit la petite fille dans Little miss sunshine: I WON I WON I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merci à tous
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Bon, je n'étais pas inscrite lorsque j'ai publié cette VDM. J'ai donc dû le faire. (IP confirmera >.>) Le pourquoi j'ai fait ça, est qu'il y a beaucoup de gens qui viennent chez nous. Du coup, à chaque fois, je dois le réveiller (ce qui parfois peut prendre un bon 5 minutes), lui dire d'aller s'habiller ou le voir courir jusqu'à la chambre (et tout ça en l'entendant gueuler qu'il peut pas avoir la paix), et je dois faire patienter les gens l'autre côté, ce qui est plutôt moyen. Du coup, lorsqu'ils entrent (finalement) ils sont impatients et chéri revient en grognant. Alors là, la mauvaise humeur, j'en ai eu plein le dos et j'ai décidé de lui faire cette blague, parce que je lui disais souvent qu'un jour je me vengerais. Je m'en fiche qu'il soit à poil, mais qu'il aille faire sa sieste dans la chambre. Déjà qu'il l'est quasi tout le temps et je dis rien là-dessus. Le seul truc que je lui demande, c'est si il veut dormir dans le salon, bah qu'il se mette un caleçon ou un bas de pyjama. Bon, pour le après, il a reprit connaissance... il a gueulé (ça aurait pu être pire, j'aurais pu le blesser pour vrai ¬.¬), et là, c'est en transition. Parfois il met un vêtement, quand il veut pas, bah, il va dans la chambre. Reste plus qu'à voir combien de temps ça va durer... mais j'ai une idée pour la prochaine fois ^.^ Et sinon, merci pour ceux qui plaignent mon copain de m'avoir comme copine, hein. Faut pas se gêner surtout...