__xavier__

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  • noyelles godault
  • 32 years-old
  • Thursday 18 November 1993
  • Single

About __xavier__

J'ai 22 ans et j'habite dans le nord-pas-de-calais.

J'ai deux passions : les sciences et la culture japonaise.
Mes animes préférés sont : shingeki no kyojin, code geass, ano hana et des tas d'autres.
De temps en temps, je donne des cours particuliers de physique-chimie et de mathématiques. J'apprends aussi le japonais pour pouvoir lire des mangas en VO (et ainsi les avoir avant la sortie française ^^).

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Angel3059 17

Pour remettre les choses à leur place, vu la déviation de cette VDM, je ne douche plus ma fille depuis longtemps: je suis là en surveillance et surtout, je suis là pour qu'elle se bouge parce le soir en semaine, on connaît tous cela, il y a la douche, avant il y a eu les devoirs, après il y a le repas, tout cela multiplié par 3 n'enfants ;)

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92Milette02 25

Bonsoir! :) Je suis l'auteure de la VDM Effectivement, ça partait d'un bon sentiment et je ne trouve pas ça tellement mignon mais plutôt marrant ! On va pas se plaindre chez nous parce qu'elle a voulu faire quelque chose, ça serait contradictoire avec la façon de penser de beaucoup dans la vie avec la phrase type "les jeunes n'en foutent pas une". ;) Elle a essayée et a fait une erreur, au moins elle ne la refera plus et ça fait une anecdote à raconter! Bon, il faut aussi que je rajoute qu'en règle générale, elle nous en sort de belles et ça à le mérite de nous faire rire. (Y' a même moyen de tenter d'autres VDM grâce à elle :) ) En revanche : elle n'est pas très fut fut par moment (mais à qui ça n'arrive pas des bourdes), ça oui, mais quand je lis "conne" ça non je n'accepte pas. Je ne supporte pas les insultes gratuites comme ça sans connaître quelqu'un personnellement. Comme dit dans un commentaire, en quelque sorte c'est logique, les machines qui se remplissent manuellement existent (toujours) donc je ne vois rien de choquant de mettre de l'eau dans un machine et ça n'a pas abîmé cette dernière. Elle en avait pas mit non plus des masses, je ne sais pas comment fonctionne une machine mais elle doit sûrement avoir un système qui pèse le poids total des fringues et de l'eau et a une limite à ne pas dépasser, étant donné que ça pèse déjà les fringues seuls. Elle nous a demandé sur quelle position mettre le bouton, le dosage, et nous pour le reste ça nous a paru tellement normal qu'on avait pas pensé une seule fois à ça! x) Et voilà! Sinon pour #29, elle a séchée ses fringues au sèche cheveux (joke), c'est plus long mais moins risqué que Mamie Suze avec son micro ondes! Merci pour la publication et bonne VDM à tous. :)