TEQ_Thomas

Mr Groningen, The Netherlands 34 years-old Single

preggers 30 November 2011, 14:57 Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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Notadrinkanddriveidiot This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Sketchy

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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