Le Karma, mais à l'envers
By Couillon92 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By Couillon92 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By billy - 15/07/2011 12:33 - France
Je suis surpris de tout ce tapage : je ne pensais pas qu'il y aurait autant de réactions. J'ai dit ça sur le coup de la colère, en répétant une expression débile et sans arrière-pensée, qui vient sans doute du fait que le riz est l'aliment principal dans de nombreux pays d'Asie car peu cher. Mais c'est vrai qu'on ne peut dire tout à n'importe qui et si les Juifs adorent les blagues juives (parce qu'ils ont un humour fantastique), certaines autres communautés ne supportent aucune allusion. Merci quand même d'avoir commenté ma pauvre VDM. Bon vent !