By icijules - 26/02/2010 09:57
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Diab's favorite FMLs
By grosseperturbee - 19/04/2010 14:39
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Métaphore
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By Anonyme - 18/10/2010 09:38 - France
Romantique
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By Sixxty - 18/06/2011 20:28
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je sais, ça fait un bail, mais j'ai crée mon compte il n'y a pas si longtemps, bien après avoir publié cette VDM. Je suis retombée dessus par hasard, et en voyant tous ces commentaires incendiaires à propos du fait que les portables sont indispensables aux enfants, je pense devoir avancer quelques arguments pour ma défense. Cette anecdote m'est bien arrivée, il y a deux ans maintenant, mais pas exactement dans les mêmes conditions. En réalité, ce n'était pas une colonie de vacances mais un couvent, qui accueillait des jeunes se préparant à leur confirmation, pendant une semaine. Ils manquaient d'accompagnateurs, et c'est moi, grande soeur de l'un d'eux, tout juste majeure, qui me suis portée volontaire. Les religieux y vivent dans un silence quasi-complet, pour se recueillir et se rapprocher de Dieu. Comme ils se couchent à 21 heures, il ne fallait pas que les jeunes fassent le moindre bruit après cette heure. On a eu du mal à leur expliquer le bien-fondé de ce silence. Après la première journée (et nuit!!) et avoir entendu des sonneries dans les chambres à des heures tardives, on a décidé de leur confisquer leurs bijoux, en expliquant qu'ils seraient rendus si ils réussissaient à se taire. Apparemment, ils n'ont pas compris ça non plus... Mais finalement, la prière aidant, ils ont réussi à se recueillir et le reste de la semaine s'est très bien passé, sans avoir besoin de recourir à la contrainte. Ils ne nous ont même pas tannés pour qu'on leur rende les portables!! Je n'ai pas expliqué tout ça dans ma VDM pour des raisons évidentes de place, et je me suis dit que tout le monde n'aurait pas compris. J'espère que ce pavé aura servi à quelque chose. A bientôt!
By Anonyme - 19/06/2011 08:44 - France
By AllieBee - 19/06/2011 09:47 - France
Chaudière
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By MrNowhere - 19/06/2011 23:49 - Belgique
By Alan - 20/06/2011 09:34 - Belgique
Obéis, humain
By Mr-ouille - 20/06/2011 14:56 - France
La classe
By Snoopy - 20/06/2011 14:56 - France
By Anonyme - 21/06/2011 00:10 - France
J'ACCUSE
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By Manon - 21/06/2011 21:40 - France
Ahahah Salut tout le monde ! Je viens de lire tous vos commentaires, merci pour le soutien ! Je réponds aux quelques questions posées : 1) Oui, l'action s'est vraiment déroulée ainsi ! 2) Je me retournais effectivement pour signaler au mec qu'il devait approfondir sa technique de drague. 3) Je ne sais pas si je suis ''si moche que ça'', ni si j'ai ''un si joli cul'', mais disons qu'avec ce garçon, mon charme n'a pas fait fureur... 4) Non, mon père ne vend pas des biscottes...! -.- (Je le dis, parce que j'ai reçu plusieurs messages privés me posant cette question.)