By chyokten - 12/12/2011 23:25 - France
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Bonsoir à tous et Joyeux Noël! C'est moi l'auteure de la VDM. Je pense que mes parents trouvent toujours l'excuse du train car mon frère (qui habite la même ville qu'eux) a des enfants et mes parents préfèrent sans doute passer Noël avec eux plutôt qu'avec JUSTE leur fille. Quoi qu'il en soit, j'irai fêter le nouvel an chez eux, on verra s'ils seront heureux de me voir ou pas. Sinon, non, je n'ai pas demandé de nouveaux parents pour Noël, je ne suis tout de même pas arrivée à ce point là. En tout cas, c'est sûr, l'année prochaine, je ne les inviterai pas!
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By Little_Karo - 02/01/2013 13:29 - France - Erbalunga
Oulala. Je ne pensais entraîner un tel débat en exposant une infime partie de ma vie sur ce site. Alors à tout ceux qui crient au Fake... Que dire. Si vous n'y croyez pas, tant pis pour vous. Au passage, j'ai d'autre chose à faire que de m'inventer une vie (de merde) pour pouvoir publier des anecdotes ici. Ensuite, je n'ai absolument pas la rage contre la gendarmerie comme d'autre le prétendent. Je rentrais du boulot et il n'était que 6h du matin... D'où mon impression d'embêtement. Il est certains que ça n'en reste qu'un banal contrôle d'alcoolémie, de papiers et du coffre. Mon père est Gendarme lui aussi, je respecte donc autant (voir plus) qu'un autre le métier. Et je n'avais rien a cacher, si ce n'est qu'il ne me reste que 4 points et que du coup, je cherche à les préserver. Voilà tout.