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By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
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J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
By ... - 07/08/2012 23:54 - France - Gournay-en-bray
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By Naeva17 - 02/10/2012 23:20 - Canada - Montreal
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Bonjour, D'abord, pour ceux qui s'interrogent, l'opération en question consistait en le retrait d'une de mes cordes vocales d'un nodule qui me donnait une voix très rauque (sexy auraient dit certains, enrhumée pour la majorité). Pour ces messieurs qui envisagent l'idée du silence avec envie, si vous en êtes à ce point, vous n'avez peut-être pas intérêt que votre douce moitié apprenne à parler avec ses mains. ;-) Pour ceux qui ont vécu des situations semblables, vous avez toute ma sympathie. Pas facile de faire comprendre à quelqu'un de bonne volonté qu'il en fait trop. Enfin, à cette VDM, j'aurais pu ajouter que, pendant cette période de mutisme, entre deux cours, je planifie un dîner dans un chaîne de restauration rapide. Mon petit papier sur lequel figure ma commande bien en main, je me suis cogné le nez sur la porte: le restaurant était fermé pour rénovations. Merci d'avoir validé.
By zaza33 - 03/10/2012 09:37 - France - Flaujagues
Oh my god ! Je ne croyais absolument pas à ce que ma VDM soit validée O: En effet je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Toutefois ... je suis la petite sœur en question et cette histoire remonte à des années déjà ... à l'époque je voulais devenir policière scientifique. Le téléphone en question était un vieux portable, sans batterie ni carte sim, que j'utilisais pour jouer ( à la policière notamment, ironie du sort n'est-ce pas ? ) Bref, si vous voulez plus de détails, j'étais vraiment enthousiaste à l'époque, à l'idée de mener ma première enquête, et j'avais tout prévu : Farine ( j'avais lu que ça pouvait faire la poudre à empreintes o/ ) , photos des suspects éventuels piqués ça et là dans la maison, photo de la victime ... Bref. #12 : en fait c'est pour les empreintes digitales, et mon frère peut difficilement changer de doigts ;) #13 : Eh bien en réalité j'ai jamais su le fin mot de l'histoire :D je crois que c'est mon père qui avait balancé le portable en fait ... On ne saura jamais . Affaire classée je suppose ? (: #23 : En fait non, j'ai du aider mon frère à nettoyer. Mais aujourd'hui quand on en parle, on en rigole bien ^ ^ Enfin merci à tous pour vos commentaires :D