By Fillecaniche - 02/06/2013 23:52 - France
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Je dors quand ?
By moi - 07/06/2013 01:09 - France - Argel
By Scarlett - 09/06/2013 10:25 - France - Launaguet
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By BettyLimace - 14/06/2013 22:51 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By fofy_05 - 15/06/2013 20:34 - France - Metz
Non sequitur, mais merci
By zef - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By bibou - 16/06/2013 11:13 - États-Unis
By omlesbosspremier - 16/06/2013 17:12 - France
La haine du touriste
By Julian - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By je suis pas ton père - 18/06/2015 21:01 - France - Paris
By boulette - 18/06/2013 15:59 - France - Ribeauvill
By chacha - 20/06/2013 00:35 - France - Florange
By Xshindo - 20/06/2013 10:32 - France - Montreuil
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By Charlie - 20/06/2013 13:36 - France - Nordhouse
By UnePortugaise - 24/06/2013 10:38 - France - Tours
Boobs
By planchapain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Carotte - 24/06/2013 13:05 - France
By freddy - 25/06/2013 22:33 - France - Mont-de-marsan
(C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM qui a d'ailleurs été validée bien plus vite que je le pensais !) Voici des réponses/éclaircissements : Mon chien n'a rien, l'homme ne l'a pas lancé fort donc mon caniche s'est réceptionné sans peine. Il est juste un peu plus peureux que d'habitude, mais rien de dramatique. La raison pour laquelle j'ai demandé au passant de renvoyer le (oui "le" pas "la", oups !) bâton, c'est parce que mon chien n'osait pas l'attraper. Il restait statique aux pieds de l'homme en fixant le bout de bois, attendant très visiblement qu'on lui lance. Donc l'homme a pris mon chien et l'a lancé dans ma direction mais ne lui a pas donné de coup de pied ( je crois que c'est ce que vous aviez compris pour la plupart ? ). Et pour ceux qui se le demandent : Bien sur que j'ai engueulé monsieur, qui s'est excusé (mais est parti en riant). J'ai d'ailleurs donné son "signalement" à mes parents au cas où. Pour finir : Les caniches sont des vrais chiens >_< Ils ont autant d'affection à donner, mais sans les allergies et les poils partout dans la maison !