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100 kick-ass comments

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42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

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YDI Master

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Les enfants sont formidables

By commeunpoissondansleau - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Aujourd'hui, je suis animatrice et j'ai joué au baccalauréat avec trois charmantes petites filles qui m'ont dit que j'étais une tricheuse, car j'ai refusé les sardines pour la catégorie légume et j'ai affirmé que les saumons sont des animaux. On m'a répondu : "Mais NON, c'est de la nourriture, t'es trop bête." VDM
I agree, your life sucks 56 521
You deserved it 4 987

sabiix51 tells us more.

Bonjour à tous ! Ma première VDM publiée , waw :D J'ai lu vos commentaires et nombreux d'entre vous se demandent si je me suis réellement trompée de prénom , ou bien si c'était la prof . Fin du suspense :) C'est bien moi qui me suis trompée de prénom ... Nous étions en cours , et après avoir entendu la prof l'appeler Mélanie au lieu de Marine , je pensais qu'elle s'était trompée , mais le fait que mon amie n'est pas réagi m'a laissé un doute . C'est lorsque je la vis écrire son prénom sur la feuille d'émargement (j'étais assise à côté d'elle) que je compris qu'elle s’appelait bel et bien Mélanie. Là... je me suis sentie très gênée ... Comme certains l'ont deviné , mon amie est assez timide et parle donc très peu , mais en aucun cas cela est arrivé parce que je ne fais pas attention à elle ! :) #3 en fait j'ai préféré lui en parler à la fin du cours plutôt que de faire comme si de rien n'était , mais tu as en partie raison : maintenant je l'appelle Mélanie , haha :D Voilà pour mes petites précisions :)