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By captaincacahuete - 14/11/2011 01:03 - France
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By captaincacahuete - 14/11/2011 01:03 - France
By MyHeaven - 18/11/2011 15:13 - France
By CaroSansPermis - 30/11/2011 19:12 - Réunion
By mybabyblues - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Cedric - 06/12/2011 23:45 - France
By Anonyme - 12/12/2011 17:32 - France
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By kinou - 24/12/2011 09:43 - Suisse
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By TayoTayo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By BaRoVaTo - 28/12/2011 15:46 - France
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je tiens à rappeler que le but d'un pari est de mettre l'autre dans une situation délicate. Ayant tendance à parler à des filles plus jeunes que moi, mes potes m'appellent "le pédophile". Ils m'ont offert ce T-Shirt pour Noël, il fallait bien que je le porte. Sinon le pari était personnel, vous ne comprendriez pas :). Je suis un adorateur de l'humour noir ( Vive Le Pen ), donc personnellement je n'ai pas été choqué par ce défi. Je ne suis resté dans le parc que quelques secondes le temps de le traverser ( puis il faisait froid aussi ^^ ). C'est pour ça que je ne m'inquiétais pas au sujet de me faire tabasser. En revanche jamais je n'aurais pensé rencontrer mes beaux parents ( mon beau père a rit à la vue de mon T-Shirt >< ). Enfin voilà, je comprends que cela ait pu en choquer certains d'entre vous ( notamment ceux victimes de pédophiles ). En portant ce T-Shirt je ne défends pas les pédophiles, loin de là.
By soo - 31/12/2011 10:52 - France
By maman23 - 04/01/2012 14:38 - France
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Le papa n'est ni stupide comme certains l'ont dit, ni une histoire sans lendemain. En écrivant cette question, l'idée n'était pas de lui demander vraiment s'il voulait être le papa de notre bébé mais de lui annoncer d'une manière sympa ! Etant donné que ca fait longtemps que nous l'attendions, la réponse est tout simplement évidente. Il n'a juste pas compris tout de suite, il avait la tête ailleurs, je pense que ça peut arriver à tout le monde. Après bien sur qu'il y a eu les cris de joie etc... J'espère que ce message vous éclaire. Et un grand merci pour vos félicitations !
By voyeurs - 08/01/2012 19:48 - France
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By doliga - 25/01/2012 07:49 - France
By calorine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Cacestfait - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Pour compléter un peu l'histoire : Je suis étudiante en médecine et les fins de mois sont difficiles. Lorsqu'on m'a proposé ce job, j'ai tout de suite vu ça comme une très grande opportunité : fini les pâtes tous les soirs. J'avoue que je n'avais pas vraiment pensé aux inconvénients. Ce jour là, les enfants devaient tout ranger le bazar qu'ils avaient mis. Sauf que ce gamin avait décidé de bouder dans son coin. Je lui ai gentiment demandé de ranger ses crayons, et là, alors qu'il voulait dire "J'ai que deux mains !" il a dit "J'ai pas trois mains !", ce qui m'a fait sourire. Et comme il était de mauvaise humeur... Enfin bref, une seule possibilité dans ces moments là, sourire. Et serrer les dents. Très fort.