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By akunatata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montaud
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By akunatata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montaud
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By Nym2201 - 30/09/2013 21:17 - France - Castelginest
Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup de m'avoir enfin publiée ! (et oui ma vie est une successions de VDM, mais aucune de mes anecdotes n'a été validée !). Merci pour vos commentaires. J'aimerais préciser quelque chose: si le jeune homme a parlé de galanterie, moi je m'en balance pas mal ! Quand il m'a laissée passer, je ne me suis pas dit "oh la galanterie n'est pas morte" mais plutôt "ah ! enfin quelqu'un de poli qui laisse passer les autres au lieu de s'engouffrer comme un taré". C'est le fait que ce soit intéressé du coup qui me fait dire que c'est une "VDM". Après je dois avouer que ça m'a fait beaucoup rire, et je me suis même retournée pour lui dire "ah bravo !". Il s'agissait de faire de l'humour plus qu'autre chose je pense, parce qu'en vrai, je ne suis aps si jolie que ça, et il n'a pas cherché à me draguer. Voilà !
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By Anonyme - 10/12/2013 15:22 - Belgique - Namur
Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Tout d'abord je suis trooooop contente qu'elle soit validée :D. Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire^^ Petite précision, je suis en réalité la fille au doudou. Alors pour rassurer certains, bien sûr, il s'agissait de culottes propres^^ Et j'avoue ne plus m'en rappeler personnellement mais une fois ma mère m'a raconté cette anecdote et nous sommes parties dans un bon fou rire. La suite de l'histoire, c'est que ma mère a eu tellement honte que je n'ai plus eu le droit de trimballer les culottes en public après ça^^ Et rassurez vous également, je vais très bien aujourd'hui et j'utilise les culottes en sous-vetements comme tout le monde lol. Merci encore pour vos commentaires :D