About Onde
Bonjour, je suis Onde... Micro-Onde... ATTENTION Espèce en voie de disparition (oui, mes chevilles vont bien, merci) : -fille bizarre -gameuse de MMORPG, mais ouverte à la découverte -regarde quelques animés, pour tuer le temps (mwa ah ah) -passe sa vie à chanter (sauf quand elle dort... Et au pipiroom !! Nah mé oh !) -lit beaucoup aussi (miam les livres) -rêve d'avoir des ailes, de voler, adore les sensations fortes, attend donc de pouvoir ENFIN faire du saut à l'élastique, du parapente...ET D'AVOIR UNE MOTO Non non, le vertige est absent, veuillez nous recontacter plus tard. -grosse dodoteu.. se... Zzz... -aime chiens, chats, serpents, tortues, furets, ours, lions, pumas, lynx, chacals, faucons, chouettes (dédicace à celui qui se reconnaitra), les trucs qui mangent les fourmis, là, avec leur langue, tu sais... (Bref TOUS LES ANIMAUX KEUR KEUR KEUR <3) PRENEZ GARDE : -croque le bout du nez -dit ce qu'elle pense -dragueurs de 30 ans s'abstenir, cherche uniquement à s'amuser, pas à vendre un corps, bande de pervers -n'aime pas les fautes d'orthographe grrrrrrr Bwa :3 ''Pourquoi mange-t-on des pizzas rondes coupées en triangles dans des boites carrées ? O.o'' Si j'ai quelqu'un dans ma vie ? Oh oui, une merveille ! Le nutella :q Et aussi un homme en chaire et en os ;) (ça fait deux ? Ah..)
Onde's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    6%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    3%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    2%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    10%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    5%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    3%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    10%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    7%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    36%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    56%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
The list of badges to find
Onde's favorite FMLs
By bbg / Monday 4 July 2011 08:16 / France

Vacaaaaances

By Anonyme - / Sunday 11 March 2012 17:16 / France
By Anonyme - / Tuesday 9 October 2018 07:30 /

Alohomora !

By baaaaah - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:00 /

Aujourd'hui, ayant oublié d'acheter un concombre pour mon repas du soir, je retourne au supermarché. N'ayant que cet achat à faire, j'évite la caisse classique et le sourire amusé de la caissière. A la place, je choisis plutôt le guichet automatique. Même lui a fait de l'humour. VDM

By Vegansextoy - / Monday 2 July 2018 20:14 /