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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Grenoble
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By Anonyme - 14/09/2013 13:02 - France - Paris
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens vous apporter quelques explications. Tout d'abord, sachez que si j'en parle avec humour c'est que j'ai pris beaucoup de recul par rapport à tout ça et que j'ai vécu cette situation il y a quelques temps. Malheureusement cette situation, bien que je l'espère rare, est parfaitement possible. J'ai perdu ma grand-mère en début de mois, mon grand-père ne l'ayant pas supporté, est décédé 1 semaine après. J'ai appris 3 jours plus tard que ma cousine qui rentrait de sa garde de nuit s'était fait tuée par un chauffeur ivre et drogué. Quelques jours plus tard, c'est mon oncle qui avait un cancer qui est décédé "plus vite que prévu" (si je peux dire). Et enfin une semaine plus tard, ma sœur qui en tombant d'un escabeau s'est fait le coup du lapin au bord d'une table ... Pour replacer dans le contexte, j'étais un élève sérieux, très rarement absent, qui avait de bons résultats scolaires. C'était en pleine période de bac blanc, au lycée donc, et pendant ce mois en question j'avais beaucoup d'examens. Pour justifier de nos absences, le lycée nous avait fourni une "liste" où l'on devait cocher la raison de notre absence, du genre "maladie, décès d'un membre de la famille, retard etc" . Lorsque j'ai été convoqué le proviseur m'a "attaqué" directement à peu près comme ça : "un si bon élève comme toi, me sortir 5 fois la même excuse, grave en plus, juste histoire de ne pas aller aux examens, c'est inadmissible, pathétique, tu me déçois beaucoup, c'est n'importe quoi" sans me demander quoi que ce soit ... J'ai alors fondu en larmes, il l'a remarqué et m'a dit "ce n'est tout de même pas vrai ?" et je crois lui avoir dit "mais bien sûr que si, connard" et je suis parti sans un mot (j'avoue, le "connard" est sorti tout seul ...). Après ça, il n'a rien dit, a laissé passer l'insulte et en m'en a plus reparlé. Alors je suis parfaitement conscient qu'il ait pu me rendre pour un menteur, mais ce que je regrette c'est qu'il ne m'ait même pas laissé lui expliquer quoi que ce soit, il m'a accusé directement. Voilà, vous connaissez toute l'histoire ... Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont touchés, je ne souhaite à personne de vivre ce que j'ai vécu. Merci à tous et bonne soirée :-)