Les gros malaise
By MrClown - 07/02/2011 06:23 - France
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By MrClown - 07/02/2011 06:23 - France
By Pat_a_sel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Cleuteupeute - 14/02/2011 11:39 - France
By Anonyme - 20/02/2011 10:07 - France
By woop - 11/03/2011 22:18 - France
By sage femme - 25/09/2011 06:56 - France
By Koji04 - 26/09/2011 15:05 - France
By authentik47 - 26/09/2011 21:35 - Reserved
Je ne pensais pas que mon GPS voulait autant ma mort que ça... L'autoroute que j'ai pris n'étant pas toute récente ça n'a rien à voir avec la mise à jour... Malheureusement... LOL
By moi - 27/09/2011 22:17 - Reserved
By Parvi - 29/09/2011 23:40 - France
By Miaou_aux_States - 30/09/2011 02:26 - États-Unis
Etant l'auteure de la VDM je me permets d'apporter quelques petites précisions: je portais en fait un boxer et nul besoin de soulever la couverture pour voir que j'avais "tombé le haut", le drap avait simplement glissé pendant la nuit, c'était d'ailleurs en effet l'été. Je ne pense pas que ma belle mère me détestait mais plutôt qu'elle était assez libérée sur le sujet et pensait que ça ferait une plaisanterie amusante (ahahah j'en ris encore...). Heureusement (ou malheureusement), je m'étais absentée au moment de LA révélation, j'ai appris la teneur de la discussion quelques heures plus tard, ce qui m'a permis de mieux comprendre les regards amusés de ma belle famille et la mauvaise humeur subséquente de mon copain (ou plutôt mon ex, cette anecdote date en effet de quelques années).
By Anonyme - 30/09/2011 13:52 - France
By Swarlley - 01/10/2011 07:53 - France
By zut - 11/03/2012 12:18 - France
By banane - 13/03/2012 00:07 - France
By Grrr4eva - 13/03/2012 23:09
By nanoune88 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Kinzeee - 01/06/2012 10:51 - France - Moissy-cramayel
By Anonyme - 02/06/2012 14:22 - France - Port-joinville
By Debby - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
En fait mon horrible petite sœur a juste voulu me faire une blague. Mon journal m'a donc été rendu sain et sauf!