Kream_91

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  • 33 years-old
  • Friday 03 September 1993
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About Kream_91

RANDOM BLACK DUDE

Euh bonjour. Je suis un peu timide...voilà voilà.
Ça va vous sinon.. ?
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...MAIS PARLEZ MOI ENFIN !!!

A part ça je suis un mec gentil je vous assure.


Qu'est ce qu'il faut faire de spécial pour avoir des miaou ? :|

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Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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Inception

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I like your style

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The Mixer

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Invader

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The return of the thumb

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Gandhi

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SonptitAnge tells us more.

SonptitAnge 0

Hey coucou tout le monde ! Alors voila pour ceux ou celles qui se posent plein de questions, cela s'est passé dans ma chambre et normalement ma mère ne devait pas rentrer du boulot avant 19h le soir donc voila.... bisous tout le monde

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jigsaw 0

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oh la vache, je pensais pas que sur un site ou on se marre autant il y ait autant de gens qui veulent te faire la morale! alors oui je suis atiré par les mecs (Bi mais bon on s'en fout de ça) donc oui j'allais sur le site pour chercher quelqu'un! maintenant mon dilemne n'est pas de savoir si je ruine la vie de mon prof ou non, et je suis effaré d'être traité d'homophobe doublé d'un hypocrite parce que je suis encore dans le placard (ceux qui n'ont pas de coming out à faire n'ont pas de conseil à me donner) la VDM était sur le ton de la plaisanterie avec un gros potin entre les mains,(merci à ceux qui l'ont compris et qui m'ont défendu) je ne pense pas une seule seconde que le fait qu'il soit gay pourrait déclencher des moqueries voire plus dans ma classe, c'est juste pour détenir le ragot ultime, alors je sais c'est puéril, c'est pervers mais c'est comme ça, on est tous friand de ce genre de trucs! mais si ça peut vous rassurer je ne le dirai pas parce que je tiens encore plus à me cacher qu'à quoi que ce soit d'autres. quant à l'idée de le draguer pour avoir de bonnes notes j'y réfléchirai surtout qu'il est pas mal^^ merci à tout ceux qui ont compris l'humour dans le ton de ma VDM. bye

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Virginiedetibo 0

En fait, c'est arrivé à ma copine Sabine mais je l'ai raconté à mon compte cette anecdote... Elle est coutumière du fait... à vrai dire, son amie la connaissant bien a rigolé à sa remarque et ne s'est pas formalisée...

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aelia_oups 0

alors pour répondre à quelques questions : 1) je n'ai pas 10 ans.... mais 21 et je suis une fille !! haha ne vous fiez pas à l'illustration 2) je suis allergique à TOUS les fruits et oui je meurs si j'en mange un 3) ma mère m'a bien sûr dit ca sur le ton de l'humour !