2b_or_not_2b

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  • Tuesday 23 February 1993
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About 2b_or_not_2b

J'arrive à avoir tous les badges Pokémon mais pas ceux de VDM alors je consulte ton profil.

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HS mais si je ne lis et ne commente plus les VDM depuis un long moment c'est que j'utilise un bloqueur de publicités, et voir un message culpabilisant de VDM tous les jours eh ben c'est juste hyper relou, heureusement il existe encore certains sites honorables qui ne tombent pas dans le panneau "ZERO PUB" (désolé mais de toute ma vie virtuelle je n'ai jamais cliqué sur une pub et je ne le ferai jamais) et qui proposent de faire des DONS contre la non-vue définitive de ces viols de l'esprit. Je te boude, VDM.

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2b_or_not_2b's FML badges

Top 500 July-August-September 2012

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

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2b_or_not_2b's favorite FMLs

Faut pas pousser

By superelephant2000 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Aujourd'hui, je reçois un colis contenant mon porte-monnaie, que j'avais perdu il y a une semaine, et dans lequel se trouvaient 200€ et toutes mes cartes. Heureux, j'ouvre mon porte-monnaie. L'argent a disparu et à la place il y a un petit mot sur lequel est écrit : "J'ai un peu de morale, mais pas tant que ça…" VDM
I agree, your life sucks 72 261
You deserved it 9 682

LowAndLo tells us more.

LowAndLo 28

J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)

tite_blue tells us more.

tite_blue 16

Pour compléter ma VDM, je signale que nous étions 2 dans le wagon (et puis c'est vrai qu'il n'y avait pas foule dans l'autre wagon non plus, celui qui partait), j'ai d'ailleurs demandé à cette personne si le train était bien à destination de Dijon. Et il m'a répondu : "oui, je le prends tous les dimanches !"... Donc pour le coup, oui, on s'est bien sentis cons tous les 2...