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By psymonized - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Le chat est un jeune mâle qui a été retrouvé mort le matin suite à une bagarre avec un vieux mâle. C'est mon fils qui l'a retrouvé et qui m'a averti. Je l'ai mis de coté car je n'avais pas le temps de m'en occuper tout de suite. Pendant que je vaquais à mes occupations, il a préféré s'en occuper et se faire sa petite cérémonie. Pourquoi ne pas avoir mis une croix ? Certainement parce qu'il n'en connait pas la signification, tout simplement.