By ODN - 30/05/2012 09:43 - France - Guebwiller
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By maria_sw6 - 30/05/2012 10:38 - France - Nice
P'tit comique, va !
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Salut je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires, surtout ceux des matheux-philosophes (#17 et réponses associées)... je pense que ce petit a de l'avenir, avoir un raisonnement pareil à 4 ans ça m'a laissée sans voix. Ce n'était ni méchant, ni cruel, une simple question pour lui. Et pour ceux qui s'inquiète de savoir si je suis moche, il a continué la conversation en me disant que lui ne me trouvait pas "moche" et c'est pour ça qu'il ne comprenait pas que je n'ai pas d'amoureux (il se pose PLEIN de questions). Donc pour sa phrase VDM mais je trouve ça mignon au final!
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Cauchemar en cuisine
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By Anonyme - 31/07/2012 16:42 - France - Barjols
Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.