By Pato75 - 19/04/2009 09:17
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
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I like your style
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The Mixer
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 favorites
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 quality comments
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Nowakyy's favorite FMLs
Princesse Disney
By princesse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Avocaat - 30/09/2015 10:49 - France - Gif-sur-yvette
Happy Caturday
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bagnolet
By WannaBeAMan - 05/10/2015 03:00 - Canada - Laval
WannaBeAMan tells us more.
Awwwww, choupinette
By Lola1994 - 19/11/2015 15:35 - France - Toulouse
By Anonyme - 07/12/2015 18:55 - Belgique - Braine-l'alleud
By Trompette - 07/12/2015 19:43 - France - La Madeleine
By BigMacRomance - 11/07/2016 10:12 - France - Montfort-sur-meu
By Anonyme - 21/08/2016 09:01 - France - Vienne
By Chomeuse - 23/08/2016 00:01 - France - Paris
Arusha tells us more.
Hello à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup d'abord de vos messages de soutien. Pour plus d'explication, il s'agissait d'un poste de chef de projet web qui nécessitait (selon l'annonce) 5 ans d'étude et 2 ans d'expérience. Pas vraiment le genre d'annonce qui recherche un "stagiaire-qu'on-va-payer-au-minimum-mais-si-il-veut-le-faire-gratos-ok" donc :) Je suis juste tombée sur un adepte du No Future ! Bref, j'espère que cela vous a éclairé un peu, et tant mieux si ça vous a fait marrer aussi !
By Anonyme - 04/03/2013 18:29 - France - Gardanne
By Poil - 23/03/2013 16:06 - France - Chilly-le-vignoble
By anana - 22/04/2013 00:17 - Guadeloupe - Petit-bourg
Bon vivant
By jojo03100 - 25/05/2013 00:41 - France - Mon
Encore ! Encore !
By phoque - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By alamaisoncestgay - 04/09/2013 23:21 - France - Quimper
By super_gonzesse - 13/09/2013 16:40 - France - Vincennes
By tdum36 - 18/09/2013 09:10
Camaïeu
By crepe - 23/09/2013 12:22 - France
Woohoo, ma première VDM validée ! Tout d’abord, rien de ce que disait ou faisait mon ami ne me laissait croire qu’il était plus gay que n’importe quel autre de mes amis. En même temps, n’étant moi-même pas du genre à parler des hommes que je trouve attirant, je n’ai rien trouvé d’étrange au fait qu’il ne me parle pas de femmes, car de ce côté-là, il aurait tout aussi bien pu penser que j’étais lesbienne, puisque je ne lui avais jamais confirmé mon hétérosexualité. D’ailleurs, nous n’avons toujours pas ce type de conversation ensemble. Ensuite, je suis la seule à être au courant de son orientation sexuelle. J’imagine qu’il a considéré ma grande déclaration d’amour comme une preuve de confiance et a choisi d’être honnête à son tour pour que je comprenne la situation, même si ce n’était pas facile à dire pour lui. « Corps d’homme » n’est pas ce à quoi j’ai songé en premier au moment d’écrire ma VDM, mais les seins font également partis de ce qui ne l’attire pas, alors j’ai opté pour quelque chose d’un peu plus global. Finalement, Je ne considère pas le fait qu’il soit gay comme une VDM, mais plutôt le fait que ce que la seule chose qui l'empêche de tomber amoureux de moi alors que je représente ce qu’il recherche, c’est que j'ai le mauvais sexe. Malgré ma déception, je suis tout de même très heureuse qu’il se soit confié à moi.