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By Chlo. - 12/05/2010 18:57
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Chlo. - 12/05/2010 18:57
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By frenchi912 - 21/02/2011 01:02
Bonjour, c'est l'auteur de la VDM qui vous parle. Nous étions effectivement en repérage pour une séance photo. Félicitons d'ailleurs mon camarade, qui dans sa chute a trouvé le moyen de lever les bras, et de sauver ainsi le reflex numérique et les deux objectifs. La voiture était garée assez loin, et il nous a fallu refranchir deux murs pour nous y rendre. Je n'ai jamais entendu autant de jurons en si peu de temps X) Aujourd'hui, il boude encore. Prions pour lui. Mention particulière à la lessive dont nous ne citerons pas le nom, qui a permis de récupérer le pantalon et les couvertures (et oui, on ne s'assoit pas directement sur les sièges de ma voiture dans de telles circonstances, nonméoh). Notez que c'était vachement tordu de mettre une trappe à cet endroit la, hein, nan mais franchement c'est fou que personne ne soit tombé dedans avant nous. Ou peut être que si. En tout cas ça n'avait pas l'air. Peut être qu'ils avaient forcé sur le destop, et que les corps ont disparu. Va savoir. Crévindiou, st'un coup à perdr'une beyteuh s'te chozla.