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By Aurelyane - 11/08/2016 18:49 - France - D?cines
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Malin !
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By Wonder Woman - 28/08/2016 20:46 - France - Vienne
La messe est dite
By Mamypicsou - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Louviers
By crazyteacher - 02/09/2016 22:41 - France - Bernières-sur-mer
Coincidence ?
By Anonyme - 04/09/2016 18:57 - France - Notre-dame-de-bondeville
By Ma_maelyys_83 - 18/09/2016 18:53 - France - Toulon
By QueenAmande - 23/09/2016 09:15 - France - Plougastel-daoulas
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By Anonyme - 17/03/2016 09:19 - France - Paris
Traditionnel
By Benyamin - 18/03/2016 16:23 - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Noum?a
By noe - 19/03/2016 16:59 - France
By ticketdebus - 21/03/2016 11:00 - France - Paris
Missing you
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Suède - Solna
By MiaouFroid - 24/03/2016 09:54 - France - Palaiseau
By nenes_cargo - 24/03/2016 15:20 - République tchèque - Prague
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, je n'avais pas de compte à ce moment là, mais je viens d'en créer un spécialement pour l'occasion. Bien sûr, comme tous les auteurs des VDM publiées, je suis agréablement surprise que la mienne ait été acceptée ! Voici donc des précisions. Je suis en stage en République Tchèque où la langue officielle est le tchèque, qui ne ressemble à aucune langue que j'ai déjà appris, donc à pars les formules de politesse, je ne comprends absolument pas cette langue. Ici, la plupart des jeunes se débrouillent assez bien avec l'anglais, mais la majorité des adultes un peu plus mûrs ne connaissent que quelques mots sans pouvoir tenir de discussion. Comme je fais mon stage en recherche dans une faculté, je parle anglais avec ma maitre de stage et mes collègues, donc pour ceux qui s'en inquiétaient, rassurez vous, tout se passe très bien. Mais vous avez tous raisons, certains gestes et certaines postures restent du langage universel, dont le regard lubrique auquel j'ai eu le droit. J'ai vite payé et j'ai filé, totalement gênée. Je reste sceptique devant les TLBM que j'ai eu, mais merci beaucoup pour vos commentaires et jeux de mots qui m'ont bien fait rire !