Yes, I am in the kitchen
By Anonyme - 28/11/2011 05:38 - France
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By Anonyme - 28/11/2011 05:38 - France
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By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
By Indigochantilly - 20/02/2012 14:44 - France
Oula, que de réactions ! Alors, pour clarifier quelques points de discordes: - déjà, je suis une fille, donc pas "il" (c'est pas très grave en soit mais bon, je tiens à le signaler) - oui, "léviter" est mis là délibérément. Et oui, j'ai fait la blague volontairement. - non, nous ne marchons pas comme des éléphants, nous retirons nos chaussures dans l'entrée et marchons en chaussettes. Notre appart est aussi tapissé de moquette et de tapis. Je crois qu'on fait le civiquement possible pour ne pas déranger nos voisins. Désolée de vivre :) - la voisine est question est une vieille de la vieille, genre elle était déjà là quand le bâtiment a été construit, dans l'ancienne RDA (j'habite à Berlin). Je crois qu'elle regrette son ancien voisin, Mr Marx, et est particulièrement déçue que de sales étrangères capitalistes soit venues remplacer son protégé au nom si évocateur :)