Mes oreilles saignent
By Anonyme - 10/03/2012 02:48 - Reserved
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c'est une VDM car elle est méga belle, très séduisante, elle raconte souvent des blagues cochonnes, elle parle souvent de sexe au téléphone avec sa meilleure amie (véridique), bref elle n'a pas de complexe. Mais là, c'était une invitation, mais pour tondre réellement la pelouse. Elle est mariée et maman. Même si elle me plaît, je ne ferais rien juste pour ça. C'est une VDM car c'est à ce moment-là que je me suis dit que j'avais vraiment l'esprit mal tourné, mais on est tous comme ça, tout le monde aurait pensé comme moi dans une telle situation.