By Ohnon - 16/07/2008 21:56
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By Ohnon - 16/07/2008 21:56
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By Clairun - 25/07/2008 09:46
Ouhla, y en a beaucoup qui crient au fake xD Alors pour vous donner les détails, le petit ( 13ans ) m'expliquait qu'il avait été viré de son collège , car il avait fait une invention un peu dangereuse qu'il avait ramené dans son établissement . Et il me l'a montré . Donc non !! il ne l'a pas fait quand je le gardais !!
By Hélène - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Elisa - 28/07/2008 11:48
By LoDM - 28/07/2008 14:07
Bon pour les gens qui croient que c'est un fake , voilà un peu de détails (mais bon je vais pas faire un roman pour poster la VDM et en plus le nombre de caractère est limité). - L'assiette était bouillante c'est pour ca qu'il l'a faite tomber. - Le micro-onde se trouve au dessus d'un frigo et le ventilateur se trouve sur la plan de travail à coté de ce frigo, la lasagne est tombée en plein dessus. - Bien évidemment ce n'est pas un ventilateur si puissant qu'il a éjecté toute une lasagne mise en lambeau, mais une lasagne c'est rempli de sauce bolo bien juteuse et ca dans un ventilo, ben ca peut aller assez loin. Je rassure quand même les éclaboussures n'étaient pas si chaudes, par contre nous avions effectivement une chemise blanche (avant).
By Clara75 - 28/07/2008 18:32
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By Yota - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By machine - 04/08/2008 23:21
Aaah merci pour vos messages de soutien (et autres)! J'aurais bien voulu la baffer mais je voulais pas me faire punir par ma mère et ne pas pouvoir aller à un festival de musique trop cool qui s'est déroulé cette semaine. J'ai dû me soumettre à ses caprices... D'habitude j'ai plus d'autorité que ça =D PS: même si les français ont la réputation de ne pas se laver (j'avais jamais entendu ça, mais bon..), je suis suisse donc... ;)