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st aubant, France
36 years-old
Thursday 29 March 1990
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By mouhaha - 02/03/2008 15:42

Aujourd'hui, j'ai avoué à mon père que j'étais lesbienne. Le seul truc qu'il m'ait dit, c'est : "Ça ne m'étonne pas, toutes les lesbiennes sont moches..." VDM

I agree, your life sucks 800 784

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By sofifonfec - 26/03/2008 15:35

Aujourd'hui, le gars de mon club de natation que je drague depuis un moment me sort : "Dis-moi..." Moi aux anges : "OUI ?" "...Si t'avais pas de pieds, est-ce que tu mettrais des chaussures ?" Je réponds "Bah nan". Il me rétorque : "Alors pourquoi tu mets un soutif ?" VDM

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By g - 22/04/2008 17:53

Aujourd'hui, je suis à une énorme soirée sur la plage en Thaïlande. J'embrasse une fille splendide et je décide d'aller plus loin avec elle. En passant ma main sous sa jupe, je sens quelque chose d'anormal. Je la regarde et elle me répond : "What, you prefer ladies ?" VDM

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By Ouaips - 03/05/2008 12:48

Aujourd'hui, j'ai trouvé ma mère en train de pleurer. Je lui ai demandé quel était le problème, et elle m'a répondu : "C'est ton père, il veut divorcer..." Je lui ai demandé s'il avait rencontré une autre femme et ma mère m'a dit : "Non, pas une femme..." VDM

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By dchignier - 05/06/2008 09:46

Aujourd'hui, au camping, je reviens des WC et retrouve mon copain qui cherche quelque chose au fond de la tente, à 4 pattes et à poil. Coquine, je passe ma main entre ses jambes et lui dit, en secouant doucement : "C'est à qui ces petites choses là ?" Il se retourne, ahuri. C'était pas la bonne tente. VDM

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Thursday 5 June 2008 19:16

L'histoire est bien réelle, c'est arrivé à ma copine il y a plusieurs années, dans un camping près de Barcelone. Les 2 tentes étaient pareilles, des petites canadiennes orange avec double toit. Son sens de l'orientation pour retrouver la tente, pas terrible. Et avec peu de lumière, un cul c'est un cul...