Vilain !
By Zoidberg - 03/02/2009 15:06
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By Zoidberg - 03/02/2009 15:06
By romain-tique - 17/02/2009 16:53
By Inconnu - 21/02/2009 11:23
By Ahhhhhh - 24/02/2009 00:14
By momo - 02/03/2009 20:06
By mayel - 03/03/2009 20:19
By Excalibur - 13/03/2009 11:41
By Belette! - 13/03/2009 20:28
By Simon - 19/04/2009 20:19
By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By loser - 25/04/2009 20:53
By faites-entrer-la-cuvée - 29/04/2009 11:24
By Barbapapas - 11/05/2009 09:20
By grgrgr - 11/05/2009 18:46
By The_Rainmaker - 13/05/2009 11:45
By Tartou - 14/05/2009 23:37
Me revoilà, bon je vais vous expliquer en détails. Pour les plus curieux... Non la pomme d'adam ne m'a pas interpellée, quand on voit une belle femme blonde, la 20aine, avec les formes là où il faut, c'est une femme! L'idée que ce soit un homme ne m'est même pas venu à l'esprit. Pour la fin de soirée, je lui ai gentiment expliqué que je ne voulais pas aller plus loin, et que sur le coup, je n'étais plus apte à quoi que ce soit ^^ Tout ce que je peux vous dire, c'est que ça fait vraiment bizarre de voir ça! Si celà m'arrive à nouveau, je sais où vous trouver =) A bientot sur VDM
By El maestro - 18/05/2009 12:56
By no-comment - 26/05/2009 15:18
By Climax - 27/05/2009 22:33
By SexOS - 04/06/2009 22:57
Oui, alors je réponds, bien sûr, les collants en eux-même ne sont pas "tombés", mais ils ont un peu glissé. J'essayais juste de formuler ça et j'ai moyennement réussi. ^^ Quand je suis rentrée, ma mâman m'a informé qu'en effet, culotte en lycra toute fluide, ça tenait que dalle.