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By Hana - 03/03/2014 19:59 - France - Cholet
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By Hana - 03/03/2014 19:59 - France - Cholet
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By ordi1maman0 - 26/04/2014 21:23 - France
Bonjour tout le monde ! (Ou bonsoir, tout dépendra l'heure à laquelle vous verrez ce message héhé). Alors tout d'abord, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM donc je viens de créer un compte afin de préciser cette petite histoire. Il faut aussi dire que je suis vraiment, mais alors vraiment super contente que ma VDM se retrouve sur le site, c'est ma première !!!!!!! *champagne* J'ai eu une grosse surprise en la voyant ce matin sur le site, merci beaucoup donc! Alors voilà, il faut savoir que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ahah, non ma maman n'a pas 80 ans, elle est juste, disons... fâchée avec internet ! Bien évidemment, cela me rappelle le jour où j'ai dit à ma maman que l'ordinateur était infesté de virus et qu'elle s'est empressée d'aller chercher une lingette désinfectante afin de nettoyer l'écran et le clavier... hum hum. Ma maman a bien rigolé quand elle a vu que la petite histoire que j'avais raconté a été publiée donc tout va bien! Voili voilou! Je vous fait à tous de gros bisous et peut-être à bientôt pour une nouvelle péripétie ! Pauline.
By MamanMoche - 27/04/2014 14:11 - Allemagne - M
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By Quelqu'und'autre - 05/05/2014 14:58 - France - Strasbourg
Bonjour bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur et je viens rétablir un petit peu de justice. La situation était la suivante : j'étais sur une piste cyclable, à un seul sens, comme on en trouve plein à Strasbourg. Le mec qui est arrivé en face de moi était donc complètement à contre-sens, alors que, sur le trottoir de l'autre côté de la rue, il avait une autre piste cyclable dans le bon sens, elle. De fait, comme j'étais en règle, je me disais qu'il se décalerait. Sauf que comme l'espace pour se décaler était sur ma droite (donc sa gauche), lui croyait que moi, je me décalerais, selon la logique de tout le monde ici. Ce que je n'ai pas fait. Et lui non plus. Bon, au final, on va bien tous les deux, du moins je crois.
By Anonyme - 05/05/2014 17:36 - France
C'était des socquettes de sport blanches que j'avais portées toute la journée. Alors je pense pas qu'elles sentaient bon. C'était pas désagréable mais ça surprend. Dommage qu'il me les ait pas massées.