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By fatcat - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
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By fatcat - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Bao_Babybel - 09/06/2012 11:56 - France - Le Cr
Coucou! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM :-) Mdr ça m'a fait bien rire quand j'ai vu qu'il avait gravé ça. En fait, c'était il y a un moment que j'ai eu ce meuble : une simple étagère en bois/bureau, et ce qu'il avait gravé était en fait un peu moins gentil mdr ^^ C'est mon grand frère, cad qu'il a 23 ans, là, et petits on se faisait souvent des crasses comme prendre le doudou de l’autre en otage, ou se glisser des papiers sous notre porte de chambre avec des dessins comme « Mon frère attire les mouches », ou « ma sœur sent comme un putois »… bref de tout. On se battait se tirait les cheveux, mais si on cassait quelque chose on s'unissait pour tout ranger avant que notre mère n'arrive ! Bref c'était notre façon de nous aimer, effectivement ! L'amour vache, quoi ^^ Ca va bien mieux maintenant, c'est mon super frangin ! Et je pense sincèrement que s'il n'avait pas été là je me serais super ennuyée ;-)