ninoue92

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  • Paris, France
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  • Tuesday 14 January 1997
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Bonsoir bonsoir, Je tiens à apporter quelques détails à cette VDM, détails que je n'ai pas pu donner précédemment du fait de la limitation à 300 caractères. Voici comment ça s'est passé : Les écouteurs en question étaient rangés dans leur étui imitation cuir, lui-même soigneusement entreposé au fond d'une boîte en carton —fermée trônant sur ma table de nuit (précautions prises en réaction aux assassinats précédents). À mon arrivée, j'ai pu constater avec dépit que le tout était répandu par terre, complètement déchiqueté. Voili voilou pour les détails. =) L'auteur de la VDM. P.S. : C'est plus ou moins dans les mêmes circonstances que mes précédentes paires s'étaient envolées pour d'autres cieux que les nôtres, plus paisibles il faut croire. Je me rappelle encore d'une qui, hélas, dépassait un peu trop de ma poche... il n'en a pas fallu davantage pour qu'elle soit immédiatement décapitée par le poids d'un chat suspendu à sa tête.

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(Pour compléter les réponses, au cas où leurs auteurs passeraient par là, oui, ils espéraient probablement que je finisse ma vie avec celui d'avant, oui j'ai essayé de leur expliquer que c'était assez ridicule et que ça me mettait très mal à l'aise, non, d'habitude mes parents sont des gens très tolérants et qui acceptent mes choix, mais apparemment, ça les faisait beaucoup rire de faire ça)