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By Choriste - 17/03/2013 23:53 - France - Grigny
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By Choriste - 17/03/2013 23:53 - France - Grigny
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Salut, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En vérité l'affaire s'est passée l'année dernière, mais comme l'infâme processus pour trouver un job recommence... Ca m'y a fait penser ! Heureusement tout s'est bien terminé : je m'étais fait pistonner par mon cher Papa, donc je le lui ai juste raconté et on m'a rappelée. Mais je me suis quand même sentie très bête, ça fait pas très sérieux quand même. Le portable, lui, n'a pas fait long feu. Je m'en suis acheté un mieux avec ma première paye...
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Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...
By canelle66 - 02/02/2013 08:18 - France - Lyon
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)