Pas de fumée sans feu
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je souhaitais juste préciser 1 ou 2 choses. Déjà pour ceux qui pensent que je ne fais pas confiance à mon ami, le "fais attention" que je lui ai dis est simplement une sorte de réflexe, qu'il a aussi. Ensuite pour le bruit, une fois dans ma course j'ai bien compris que ce n'était pas le bébé, mais trop tard, j'étais lancé. Avec mon ami nous nous faisons souvent de vilaines farces même si celle ci m'a coûté 2 dents, cela dit j'ai de la chance dans mon malheur, le papa est dentiste. Et bien sûr j'ai eu ma vengeance depuis.
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By Antrophyge - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Tout d'abord un grand MERCI à vous pour m'avoir publiée, j'y suis allée de ma petite larme, je crois que je n'ai jamais été aussi émue que le jour où j'ai reçu mon diplôme (humour humour !). Me voici donc pour vous raconter la suite, et vous expliquer ce qui m'est passé par la tête pour sortir une énormité pareille :) J'ai eu un coup de coeur pour ce beau médecin il y a déjà un moment, quand il m'a prise en charge pour ce fameux pied cassé ! Aujourd'hui il s'agissait d'un contrôle, évidemment j'ai pris la précaution de me faire une pédicure avant d'y aller, mais quand même, avoir un coup de coeur pour un orthopédiste qui doit examiner votre pied.. Hum ! Une épaule, un poignet, pourquoi pas, un genou à la limite, mais un pied ! Dur ! J'étais justement en train de penser à cela pendant qu'il me palpait les orteils, et j'ai réalisé que ma remarque était à double sens au moment où il a relevé les yeux vers moi et qu'un gros blanc s'en est suivi. La suite ? Elle est simple : j'ai éclaté de rire devant ma propre stupidité, et je lui ai bien précisé ce à quoi je pensais en disant cela. Malheureusement je n'ai pas pu m'empêcher de rougir jusqu'à la racine des cheveux, ce qui a légèrement gâché l'effet d'auto-dérision. Il a souri et la consultation s'est poursuivie comme si de rien n'était, à parler de tout et de rien, y compris de sujets non médicaux ! Bonne soirée à tous !