Haythan

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About Haythan
Depuis l'aube du premier jour, nous avançons d'un pas mal assuré, guidés par un esprit de concorde fragile. Ce que la campagne offre en abondance, nous le partageons, tout comme le fruit de notre labeur commun. À nul ordre naturel notre destin ne répond. Nos volontés partagées dessinent elles seuls notre horizon. Nous sommes faits d'un même sang, un même fer, dans lequel nous forgeons nos lois. Qui se dresse et se pare de l'habit de prince, nomme ici le maître, là le serviteur, fait de l'injustice une vertu. Ami, garde en souvenir les hivers passés. Jamais des tyrans rien ne fut donné mais conquis dans les combats passés. Depuis l'aube du premier jour nous semons les plaines d'un nouveau monde où, sous la courbe lente du soleil, l'ombre ne fait que passer.
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  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Socialite

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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    14%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    28%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    7%
  • Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

    You're following 100 people
    1%
  • Amateur spy - Johnny English level

    You're following 50 people
    2%
  • Mike Tyson

    Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    5%
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    65%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    79%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    9%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    10%
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    63%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    13%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Godlike spy - 007 level

    You're following 200 people
    1%
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