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Première VDM postée et première validée, j'adore ma vie ! ^^ Donc oui en effet, j'ai eu le réflexe de décrocher le pied gauche, et j'avais malheureusement un problème de réglage avec mes cales (j'ai un peu testé tout ça à la va-vite et ça m'apprendra). #14 Il suffit d'un petit entrainement et ca passe. J'avais déjà fait du vélo avec ces pédales et je n'avais pas eu de problème. C'est le métier qui rentre comme on dit... #29 C'est un réflexe quand je m'arrête je me penche sur la gauche, or là je n'ai pas eu le temps de déchausser, c'est stupide c'est vrai même moi je n'y croyais pas. J'ai bien galéré à enlever la pédale en plus je suis resté pas mal de temps (15/20s) allongé en plein milieu du bitume... Le feu était encore rouge heureusement. Voilà pour l'histoire. XD

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PwOOuuhaaHAhhaha ! vous m'avez tous fait marrer aussi. J'avoue mon mec m'a fait pleurer de rire sur le coup (malgrès la grosse bâche) Finalement en arrivant, il avait réfléchir à l'ordre de ces priorités, mais quenini ! "on en reparle dans 4h02" (version longue du Retour du Roi), et na !

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Alors pour les curieux : l'histoire s'est passée il y a plusieurs années, oui je lui ai retiré son soutien je suis sorti avec pendant 4 mois :-). A l'époque, si j'ai accepté de vivre au dessus de chez ma mère, c'est parce qu'elle se faisait construire une nouvelle maison, cette situation n'a donc pas duré. Et pour les médisants : oui l'immeuble était à ma mère mais je payais quand même un loyer bien qu'avec une ristourne je l'avoue... Mais pourquoi avoir honte : autant en profiter quand on en a l'occasion, avec toutes les merdes qui nous arrivent dans la vie :-). Et sinon oui : j'ai une mère exceptionnelle qui pour une petite bourgeoise en a fait voir des belles à pas mal de mes copines... Et à moi-même ;-) !