Nyo0

Mrs
0
Followed
0
Followers
49
Badges
173
Comments
8751
Visits
707
Favorites
  • Bruxelles, Belgique
  • 34 years-old
  • Friday 22 May 1992
  • In a relationship

About Nyo0

Je suis une fille atypique. Dotée d'une intelligence extrême et d'une débilité profonde. Finalement, si ça vous tente d'essayer de me connaitre, tant mieux pour vous. Moi, j'ai laissé tomber.

Nyo0 - Followers

Nyo0 - Followed

Nyo0's page visits

Hugged!

Nico071119... spirit2bis heretique5... davdav81 sullynini Alphonse62... Dahan25 TheRealSup... zelie2939 jibulbe 17ICEMAN33 Aeni

Nyo0's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

The list of badges to find

Nyo0's favorite FMLs

Divine tells us more.

Divine 12

J'hallucine ! Pour la première VDM que je poste, toutes les réactions qu'elle suscite ! Pour mettre tout le monde d'accord, j'admets que c'est adorable et enfantin. (il m'a mis des grosses hontes, des vraies, d'autres fois) Mais je suis quand meme restée bouche bée, Moi Jack Sparrow aller au travail... ;) parce que c'est pas l'effet que je voulais donner.. Promis, je serai couverte de ridicule pour la suivante. (ça m'arrive souvent.. lol)

albakouette tells us more.

albakouette 11

Pour répondre aux questions : - Et bien non, je n'ai pas vomi, mais j'ai bien failli... j'avais très mal au ventre après à l'idée d'avoir eu ça dans ma bouche. - Oui, C'était bien un cafard. - J'étais avec mon copain qui n'avait pas encore bu et ne l'a d'ailleurs jamais fait, le serveur n'a pas voulu nous rembourser, il s'en foutait totalement et a dit "ce n'est pas moi qui l'ai mis dedans, il est tombé tout seul"... hunhun... Il a rajouté qu'il pouvait nous en apporter un autre "gratuit" si on voulait... non sans façon! surtout si y a un nid dans le pot de chocolat... - Oui, On a commencé à faire un scandale mais tout le monde s'en foutait, c'était un bistrot où tout le monde boit de la bière (ils étaient peut-être déjà au courant, eux...) - Non, ce n'était pas croustillant, mais tout mou (peut-être qu'il était mort depuis longtemps et peut-être que c'est la chaleur du chocolat qui l'a rendu mou et c'est pour ça que je ne m'en suis pas rendu compte au début). - Non, ça n'avait aucun goût. - Je ne l'avais pas totalement maché, juste le temps de tater et sentir que ce n'était pas du chocolat, je l'ai mis sur mon doigt et il était sur le dos avec les pattes en l'air. - Le seul truc que j'ai trouvé pour me désinfecter la bouche c'est des chewing-gum pétillants, lol. - Et oui, depuis j'ai re-bu du chocolat, j'ai bien touillé (même si c'était moi qui l'avait fait), et je n'ai pas réussi à le boire sans être dégoutée, donc effectivement la bière c'est mieux car c'est transparent... :)