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By Lili - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By et merde - 17/07/2012 01:08 - Équateur - Quito
By Anonyme - 19/07/2012 14:04 - France
By Vanou - 20/07/2012 14:42 - France - Courville-sur-eure
By viedemerde - 24/07/2012 16:53 - États-Unis - Durham
By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
By julien613 - 27/07/2012 15:45 - France - Sucy-en-brie
By Rosewater - 31/07/2012 13:21 - France - Saint-georges-de-montaigu
Yo, c'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM! Alors pour commencer je suis une grande soeur de 18 ans et c'est mon petit frère de 10 ans qui m'a lancé cette vanne qui m'a laissé sur le cul (lol) . Je suis moi même assez matte mais lui passe son temps dehors alors il est encore plus bronzé que moi. Et ses petites fesses sont nettement plus bronzées que mes bras, j'ai vérifié ^^'. Merci pour vos commentaires ils m'ont bien fait rire.
By nanar - 03/08/2012 00:26 - France
By Jim - 06/08/2012 18:27 - France - Malakoff
By coquilettealamarocaine - 06/08/2012 18:21 - France - Gournay-sur-marne
Merci les gens d'aimer ma VDM et de compatir ! Bon je vous avoue que mon job d'été en a pris un sacré coup...
By Asimeniawababichibabo - 09/08/2012 11:38 - France
By No Chance - 12/08/2012 03:44 - France - Bondy
By Bouclette ! - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Laval
By nina0606 - 13/08/2012 21:22 - France
By Sego0 - 16/08/2012 12:51 - Espagne - And
Effectivement, pas beau de mentir, comme de nombreux commentaires l'ont souligné. Il s'agissait en fait d'une blague pour voir si les petits allaient en rire et pour les divertir. Je ne m'attendais pas à cette réponse de la part de Francisco, mais ce n'était pas méchant de sa part et il ne voulait pas non plus mépriser les paralympiques.
J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.