By Anonyme - 05/05/2010 13:57
Matetieu
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Un ballon rond, n'importe quel mur pourra te le renvoyer.
Un ballon de rugby, seul un ami pourra te le passer...
#RCD ??
«Personne ne s'est jamais noyé dans la sueur.»
Run/Rugby/VTT/Muscu/Slackline/Natation
J'aime bien les pandas aussi
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Matetieu's favorite FMLs
By Bodyguard - 11/05/2010 15:45
By duduch-supelec - 13/05/2010 08:08
By Tampax_ - 13/05/2010 14:07
Tampax_ tells us more.
By Hémerde - 13/05/2010 17:42
Et vlan !
By Recks - 15/05/2010 22:27
By Smilegirl - 16/05/2010 12:01
Smilegirl tells us more.
Et non je ne suis pas parano c’est bien de mes règles qu’il parlait ! Il a sorti ça pendant une soirée entre potes en disant qu’il en pouvait plus d’attendre, et il a trouvé ça marrant de le mettre sur facebook, et bien sûr j'ai eu le droit à beaucoup de sous entendus aujourd'hui. Je pense qu’il prenait aussi en compte la remarque #74 parce que je suis vraiment une chieuse pendant cette période !
By Vir - 27/05/2010 13:21 - France
L'ogre
By crickboom - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Belgique
Perdant
By Barmou - 17/01/2023 06:20 - France
By Lilou - 16/06/2013 10:13 - France
By Anonyme - 30/06/2010 19:59 - France
Hou hou !
By Anonyme - 18/07/2010 17:04 - France
By tueurdemouche - 20/07/2010 11:14 - France
Pragmatique
By Anonyme - 29/07/2010 17:12 - Royaume-Uni
Fumer tue
By Aznaax - 01/08/2010 10:01 - France
By Moustique - 07/08/2010 12:15 - France
Potache
By J.… - 26/08/2010 12:45 - France
By Algernon - 26/08/2010 21:20 - France
Coupez, on la garde !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
Yep ! Bonjour tout le monde... Désolée de répondre aussi tardivement. Je n'ai pas absolument tout lu mais en tout cas merci #25. Je suis complètement d'accord avec toi. #27 j'ai beaucoup ri en voyant ton commentaire. Pour vous répondre, mon petit copain & moi sommes sains d'esprit, rien de plus normal. Le tampon était avec applicateur & c'est justement cela qui l'intriguait. Il ne comprenait pas comment 2 bouts de plastique pouvaient appliquer le tampon. Donc voilà. Et j'ai de fait accepter. Dans un premier temps car nous avons une relation sans tabou, deuxièmement parce qu'il me demandait depuis plusieurs semaines & finalement car c'était la fin de mes règles & ... rien ne pouvait lui tomber dessus. Désolée pour ce dernier point, mais puisque ça a l'air de tellement vous intéressé ! Oh ! #124 : à mourir de rire :)