J'ai chaud
By I hate heat - 01/07/2022 12:20
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By I hate heat - 01/07/2022 12:20
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By NaZdrov - 11/12/2008 08:32
C'est la première fois que je participe à VDM et je trouve malheureux que certains, ceux qui prennent un ton offusqué, n'aient pas l'esprit plus ouvert que ma tendre mère. Cette histoire fait partie de ma vie, elle me fait tendrement sourire lorsque j'y pense, surtout que ma mère s'est évertuée à m'expliquer que si c'était un homme, elle l'accepterait comme sa propre belle fille. Ne me voyez surtout pas comme un homophobe, j'ai encore été obligé d'expliquer la semaine dernière au fils (7 ans) de ma compagne pourquoi Tonton s'habillait souvent comme une fille et pourquoi des hommes pouvaient aimer des hommes, et pourquoi des femmes pouvaient aimer des femmes. Halte au débat stérile
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By Lumpyyy - 06/03/2012 01:20 - France
Non, ''rush.'' Oui je pense à me suicider.
By guiz41 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - 05/05/2012 10:06 - France - Toulon
Merci pour tous vos messages de soutien et de critique je suis peut-etre trop crédule, mais c'est parce que je fais confiance aux gens autour de moi, peut-etre à tort, mais cela ramène plus de sourires et de joie que si je doutais de tout. Pour ceux qui tentent de defendre l'indéfendable, le concept d'eau en poudre est vraiment un cas sans espoir Pour ceux qui racontent leurs anecdotes de comment ils ont fait souffrir leur jeunes apprentis, voyez que quand on tombe dans le panneau, c'est vraiment une grosse VDM Bonnes vacances à tous ceux qui en ont la chance, bon courage aux autres ;) Louis