By DahIshita - 09/09/2017 20:01 - France
Harny
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Harny's favorite FMLs
Pas faux
By Peach_86 - 01/12/2010 14:29 - France
10 VDM sexy des jeux de langues : jeux de langues, jeux de vilains !
By Julie - 19/08/2017 21:30 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 28/07/2017 19:55
By Tangerine - 10/11/2012 19:05 - France - Montrond-les-bains
By Josette - 20/06/2008 19:55
By Firedept - 21/07/2017 11:00
By Ach - 16/02/2010 07:21
La select' de la semaine : Les 10 VDM alcoolisées
By Julie - 14/05/2017 11:00 - France - Paris
Beau gosse
By Tank - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By anonyme - 04/09/2011 12:25 - France
Doigté
By anonyme - 19/05/2013 01:15 - France
By Micamiye - 26/06/2013 06:34 - France - Amiens
Chacun ses envies
By eve7 - 28/06/2013 21:41 - France - Roubaix
By niiniiie - 02/07/2013 00:43 - France - Farschviller
Suggestion
By Aria12 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By desmotsquiresonnent - 18/07/2013 20:01 - France - Marseille
By grossevache13 - 28/07/2013 10:08 - France - Strasbourg
grossevache13 tells us more.
By douchepasclaire - 31/07/2013 19:01 - France - Toulouse
By Aname - 11/08/2013 17:54 - France - Porto-vecchio
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) je me suis crée un compte à la demande de "détails". Donc toute l'histoire c'est : je nageais, et revenant au bord sachant que j'avais pied, je mets donc un pied vers le sol et il s'enfonce à une trentaine de centimètres dans quelque chose de mou comme de la purée avec des trucs qui ressemblaient à des arêtes (vous avez dit des détails...), bref la sensation était tellement dégueulasse que j'ai pas cherché à comprendre ce que c'était, je suis sortie de l'eau en hurlant. Ma mère a prévenu le maître nageur qu'il y avait des déchets dans l'eau, du moins c'est ce qu'on pensait, et là le maître nageur est venu avec un genre de perche a tenté de soulever les déchets sans succès, après inspection avec un autre maître nageur il nous a annoncé qu'il y avait un cadavre, sur le coup je me suis dit c'est un humain haha (l'influence de la télévision et des séries policières), puis il m'a dit que c'était probablement des animaux vu la taille (on voyait pratiquement rien l'eau était pas claire à cette profondeur et le maître nageur avait pas envie de plonger ce que je comprenais) j'étais horrifiée, et il a appelé une société qui a sortit 2 vaches de l'eau, un éleveur avait apparemment jeté ses animaux morts dedans il y a 3 semaines parce que ça coûtait moins cher que l'incinération (certains d'entre vous l'ont deviné). Et non je ne me baignerais plus dans ce lac. Apparemment l'éleveur fait ça depuis pas mal de temps et régulièrement, comme il les jette dans des endroits plutôt reculés du lac là où très peu de gens se baignent, généralement personne ne s'en rend compte. Bref sur ce bon appétit !!