By clou - 05/01/2014 12:12 - Belgique - Brussels
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By clou - 05/01/2014 12:12 - Belgique - Brussels
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Coucou les copains ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et premièrement, je souhaite remercier l'équipe de l'avoir validée :') Alors, je vous explique, ce n'est pas un fake, donc, j'était à l'espace jeune de ma ville, la grosse commission m'appelle donc je part aux toilettes qui se trouvent dans un petit couloir où à l'entrée de ce dernier ce trouve une cible de fléchettes. Un de mes potes jouait et savais que j'était aux chiottes :) Je sort des toilettes quand une sacrée douleur me prends dans l'entrejambes, la fléchette maudite m'a touché :D. Il s'est excusé, je ne l'ai pas tabassé pour ceux qui se demandent et nous sommes encore amis. Bref, j'ai eu mal, j'ai encore mal, et j'aurais mal pendant une semaine, et je dois rester au lit le plus souvent possible (j'ai cours lundi ;) ). J'ai aucun bobo mais juste les c**** un peu bleues. Shuss les potos !