Dahwar

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  • 35 years-old
  • Monday 27 May 1991
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About Dahwar

J'bosse dans l'informatique, hormis ça, pas grand chose d'intéressant :p

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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Llynn tells us more.

Llynn 9

la mère était en réalité deux rayons derrière moi, je l'avais vue en regardant autour de moi avant de décider d'aller voir les enfants mais cette charmante dame paraissait tellement absorbée par la lecture d'un produit que je n'ai pas imaginé une seconde qu'elle pouvait être la mère en question... le fait est que quand elle m'a vue m'agenouiller auprès de ses enfants, en regardant autour de moi si je voyais qqun arriver, elle a vraiment pensé que je m'assurais que personne n'était dans les parages. le temps qu'elle nous rejoigne (maman visiblement bien enceinte d'un troisième), j'avais déjà pris la main des enfants et je commençais à les emmener vers l'accueil, alors elle a perdu son sang-froid, ce que je peux comprendre aussi. quand elle a compris que je ne voulais pas de mal à ses enfants (heureusement que je faisais exprès de leur parler bien fort et qu'une employée du supermarché occupée pas très loin m'avait vue procéder) elle s'est excusée en me disant que j'avais eu une bonne réaction dans un autre contexte. voilà une mère complètement stressée, qui regarde trop les infos et qui est parano comme dit plus haut mais qui a au moins eu l'élégance de s'excuser.

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poissar2 0

Pour l'anecdote, on était mort de rire tous les 2, moi d'avoir sorti un truc pareil et lui fier de sa connerie. Mais étant aussi une grande adepte de dans ton cul, j'étais un peu jalouse qu'il m'ait coiffée au poteau... Je regrette grandement de ne pas être un homme car je n'ai pas le loisir de pouvoir aussi répondre à la question "comment?" par "comme ma bite dans ton cul!"

richard_8 tells us more.

richard_8 0

mon voisin a enfin connecté son cerveau quand je lui ai dit: "vous vous foutez de moi !!! c'est vous avec le son de votre télé. 8h du matin un dimanche, je voudrais bien dormir moi !!!" et là un petit pardon est sorti de sa bouche et il est parti tout penaud. lol