Lorie7991

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  • 29 years-old
  • Thursday 02 October 1997
  • Single

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

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Santa Claus

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Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I’m your new creative director

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It's in the can!

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YDI Master

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

One more and it's business time

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Censored

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Invader

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Lorie7991's favorite FMLs

belgath tells us more.

belgath 0

Le pire c'est que c'est ma femme qui m'a dit : "Regarde tes jambes couillons" ^^'

thomass_mala tells us more.

thomass_mala 0

Je vous garantis que c'est authentique. Ca remonte à quelques années maintenant et heureusement qu'on s'entendait bien, j'ai pu la charier un moment la dessus, mais je suis certain qu'au fond elle a toujours cru que c'etait possible mais que j'ai pas voulu lui rendre ce service pour la taquiner.

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Stuuupid 8

Merci pour tous vos conseils pour ou contre d'ailleurs! Je tiens à préciser que j'avais même tagué mon numéro d'immatriculation en orange fluo par terre! Donc oui ma réaction n'était pas très maline et je l'ai payé mais après une bonne dizaine de petits mots polis sur le pare-brise, j'en avais tout simplement marre! Je n'avais pas non plus envie d'attendre (pendant peut être des heures!) l'abruti en question pour lui expliquer calmement qu'il "faut arrêter de se garer à ma place!"... En colère, j'ai d'abord pensé à éclater sa voiture, dégonfler ses pneus... mais comme l'a dit #55, il y a de fortes chances pour qu'il se venge après sur la mienne... mais j'avoue que maintenant l'envie est encore plus forte! Mais finalement je vais me "battre" avec ses propres armes de lâche, j'appellerai la fourrière avec un grand plaisir s'il a le malheur de poser ne serait-ce qu'un bout de pneu sur ma place!

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bene75 3

Coucou, Je me permets parce que c'est ma VDM. C'est pas du tout un gag, c'est véridique. La seule chose, c'est que c'était pas hier mais l'année dernière... Ma belle-mère en rit encore et j'y ai le droit à toutes les réunions de famille... Comme une conne, j'aurais dû le dire à la première personne mais j'ai pas osé... et après c'est fini on ose plus au bout de 10 minutes !! J'ai tout fait de Châtelet à Poissonnière et les gens se sont plutôt marrés quand je leur ai dit que j'allais récupérer ma tringle...

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Loozeur 4

En fait, je peux, effectivement faire enlever ce truc, mais la cicatrice sera plus moche que le bouton en lui même ( d'après la dermatologue) .