L'alcool c'est le sheitan
By karamaelle - 01/03/2008 23:40
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Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
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By A - 02/09/2009 11:29
c'est une VDM car elle est méga belle, très séduisante, elle raconte souvent des blagues cochonnes, elle parle souvent de sexe au téléphone avec sa meilleure amie (véridique), bref elle n'a pas de complexe. Mais là, c'était une invitation, mais pour tondre réellement la pelouse. Elle est mariée et maman. Même si elle me plaît, je ne ferais rien juste pour ça. C'est une VDM car c'est à ce moment-là que je me suis dit que j'avais vraiment l'esprit mal tourné, mais on est tous comme ça, tout le monde aurait pensé comme moi dans une telle situation.