By Malouloute! - 08/03/2009 09:35
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You are now a certified FML member
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Malouloute! - 08/03/2009 09:35
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By Inconnu - 19/03/2009 15:52
By Marcello - 19/03/2009 21:56
Pour ceux qui font remarquer que je "pollue" le service des urgences au lieu d'y aller en journée... Le fait est que j'ai un peu résumé ma VDM pour qu'elle tienne dans les 300 caractères imposés. Ce qui s'est vraiment passé, c'est que ça m'est arrivé le matin, et ça va j'avais un peu mal mais pas trop non plus. J'avais pas trop envie de demander à mes collègues, par manque de confiance et puis un peu quand même pour pas me faire chambrer là dessus tous les jours pendant au moins 6 mois... Donc je me disais que j'attendrais le soir et ma copine me l'enlèverait. Mais en fait le soir, quand ma copine a voulu me l'enlever, elle l'a enfoncé, et c'est là que j'ai vraiment commencé à avoir mal, et je suis donc parti aux urgences 1 heure après, vers 22 heures. (et non, je n'aurai pas pu attendre le lendemain, une fois que ça touchait le tympan c'était vraiment douloureux) Je voulais également préciser que je n'ai pas de caisse, et donc je suis parti en rollers... finalement je me suis trompé d'hosto et là où je suis allé, ce n'était que les urgences gynécologiques. De là on m'a renvoyé à un hopital qui était à 10 bornes de là, donc 1 heure de roller en plus avec l'oreille qui faisait de plus en plus mal. Et les rires du personnel d'accueil ainsi que du médecin sont véridiques... Mais bon tout ça ne tenait pas dans les 300 caractères ! Voilà, c'était juste pour me justifier un peu... Dommage qu'on soit limité autant pour les VDM :) Bonne journée
By Inconnu - 22/03/2009 11:08
Coucou :) Alors explication : je ne vais pas déplacer sa gamelle pour la simple et bonne raison que je me dis qu'au moins, ça l'occupe. Il a ses croquettes à volonté tout le temps, et se gère tout seul. J'ai déja du mal à gérer mon propre miam, alors je vais pas commencer avec celui du chien :) Et pour la VDM, c'est plus pour lui que pour moi : finalement, ça ne me dérange pas plus que ça, mais me fait marrer à chaque fois.