Ça me fait une belle jambe
By Wilhelm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By danston*** - 21/02/2010 15:00
Allez, me suis crée un compte pour l'occasion... Pour infos ma mère est migraineuse, c'est pas juste un mal de crane qui passe en prenant un Doliprane... Elle à des prescriptions pour des médicaments super "costaud", mais le seul qui fassent vraiment effet lors de grosses crises ce sont des suppositoires à base d'opium, prescrit par son médecin... Alors perso payer une infirmière juste pour faire ca... Perso quand vous êtes seul avec votre mère, qu'elle a plusieurs fractures, et une migraine énorme... Bah faut bien mettre sa fierté et sa pudeur de côté, prendre tous son courage et y aller... Mais je retiens l'idée de re-négocier mon argent de poche lol
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euh... si je suis partie c'est que j'ai déjà essayé de communiquer ... que j'ai fais un certain nombre d'efforts mais non il fait la sourde oreille ... il m'a demandée en mariage et depuis rien...plus rien, plus de messages, c'est à peine s'il dit bonjour le matin ..alors OUI j'ai communiqué et OUI c'était la dernière solution, ce n'était pas un jeu c'était un acte désespéré et non je n'ai pas pris de pain vu que j'ai reçu le sms à 22h...
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By Spiral - 14/07/2010 22:37 - France
Non non je suis bien une femme ^^'. Le pire c'est qu'il y a bien des toilettes pour femmes, mais en réhabilitation handicapé. Donc, zou, chez les hommes. D'autant que je suis la seule femme, et je ne crois pas être handicapée Oô, 'fin bon. Les collègues se sont bien foutus de moi, et je sens que ca va durer un certain moment. J'appréhende le prochain pipi T_T Ravie de vous avoir fait rire au moins.