Euh… non, ça ira, mais merci
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Comme j'en ai l'opportunité, je vais préciser pour ne pas passer pour un monstre (ce n'est pas facile de tout dire en 300 caractères). ^^ En fait, je cherchais le tube de dentifrice et, ne le trouvant pas sur l'évier, je lui aie demandé où il était. Elle m'a donc montré le carton encore fermé et, devant mon incontrôlable moue dubitative, j'ai eu droit à ses explications plus ou moins douteuses... Non, je ne suis pas arrivée en criant "Hé, la belle-doch, tu sortirais pas ta brosse à dent des cartons histoire de rafraîchir tout ça!". ;)